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hiddlered:

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becauseavengers:

“Insatiable sexual apetite”

Omfg

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA. Hold on a minute.

“Some said he interfered in the lives of humans too, and he was often blamed for giving ordinary people the desires and passions that caused problems in their lives.”

FUCK, BRO! HIDDLES IS ACTUALLY LOKI! 

my favorite part is the “his tricks ranged from simple pranks to cold-blooded murder.”
 

Hiddles is Loki, hmm?

Just sayin’…

Hiddles IS Loki.

(Source: theimmortalironfists)

How to use Loki dialogue in everyday life:

  • Dad:

    Have you seen my phone?

  • You:

    I sent it off, I know not where.

  • Sister:

    Will you wash the dishes?

  • Me:

    No. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim.

  • Friend:

    You're so crazy.

  • Me:

    Is it madness? IS IT?

  • Friend:

    I would tell you this secret, but I promised not to--

  • Me:

    TELL MEEEEE!!!

  • Sister:

    Is Dad awake yet?

  • Me:

    Father has fallen into the Odin sleep. Mother fears he may never awaken again.

  • Sister:

    Hey, remember that time when we were kids and--

  • Me:

    I remember a shadow. Living in the shade of your greatness.

  • Mom:

    Stop changing channels--

  • Me:

    It's too late to stop it. The Bifrost will build until Jotunheim is ripped apart.

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